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We love a good pun around here. I have picked a few of my favourites to share with you and give you a wee giggle while visiting my website.

A chicken and an egg walk into a bar… The bartender says, “Who’s first?”

I know I’m a real comedi-hen.

What do you call a chicken that goes on a safari?

An eggs-plorer

What did the chick say when she saw her mother sitting on an orange?

Dad, look what marma-laid!

How do chickens stay fit?

They eggs-ercise!

What do you call hens that snooze on the job?


A chicken saw a duck standing by the side of the road. The chicken called out to the duck: “Don’t do it pal. You’ll never hear the end of it!”

Aren’t these jokes im-peck-able?

What do you call a crazy chicken?

A cuckoo cluck

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer.

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken Sedan.

Why can’t you tease egg whites?

Because they can’t take a yolk!

I had a hen who could count her own eggs…

She was a mathmachicken. It’s a pity she can’t teach me…

How do eggs run?

They scramble

Why are eggs bad at puns?

They always mess up their yokes

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?

A dirty double-crossing chicken!

What sound does a negative rooster make?


What do chicken philosophers think about?

The meaning of eggsistence